Bored In Class

Bored in class... It's a problem we all face, but the ways we choose to react may vary. Here I am to tell you the proper way to be bored in class. First things first, you need to be bored in class. Stay up and listen. Now that you are bored, I'll teach you how to do it "in class" ;) see what I did there (you'll catch on later if not already). Well to be in class you must be dress sharply. "How do you dress sharply?" you ask. Well for a guy you obviously need a tuxedo and for women well a fancy dress with million dollar pearls hanging on your neck would suffice. "How do you get these things if your are in class?" This is actually very simple. You take paper, preferably white, but notebook paper will do, and you start to use your kindergarten crafting skills. Now the easy part is making the tuxedo and dress, and if you are feeling majestic you can add various colors. After you have created the masterpiece, you use tape to connect the pieces. Now for the tricky part... The pearls. You must crumple many balls, whatever size you want. Then you poke holes in them with your pencil and feed a thin piece of paper through the holes, but it must be long enough to wrap around your neck. The secret is Tape Tape Tape. Follow these steps and you can be Bored "In Class."